A lot - here is the list
by Racer
- an overhanging brow that blocks the sun from your eyes when you're outside in the desert, crossing your arms and looking approvingly at your own shadow.
- a chin that's so chiseled you could open a can with it, or use it to deflect bullets.
- a moustache. Nothing says "I lift heavy objects for a living," "I carry a gun to work," or "I am a Central European sophisticate" like a well-trimmed moustache.
- the ability to speak in a detached, composed tone whether you're in bed pulling your woman by the hair and demanding she call you ______ (this is a consentual dom/sub thing though, don't worry), or you're pulling children out of a burning hospital.
- owning and driving an El Camino.
- the ability to shock the hell out of people with non-sequitors: for instance, "yes, I am 6'2 and work out and I own four firearms, but I've been a committed vegetarian for eight years and generally identify as a pacifist."
- you'll open the door for a lady, even if that means that you have to completely and totally disrupt and divert your manly strut to do so.
- you'll carry stuff for a lady, even if that means that each of your fingers is supporting a bag full of canned goods and she's carrying nothing. You'll also still open the door for her, even if that means using your chin or feet to hold it.
- always having lighter and a flashlight on you - even if you don't smoke, you may need to be a gentleman and light a lady's, or some other manly fellow may ask you for a light. The flashlight is because if you're a real man, at some point in the day, you'll probably need to fix something, like a car, plumbing, or the state of the free world (even if you work in a hospital or brokerage firm).
Racer